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    Ion si Vasile se reintalnesc dupa 10 ani de casnicie si incep sa povesteaca ce-au mai facut in ultimii ani.Vasile il intreaba la un moment dat pe Ion:

    -Mah Ioane dar cu viata sexuala cum stai mah?

    -Pey ce sa spun...viata mea sexuala cu nevasta e exact ca un joc de sah.Vasile nedumerit il...

    -Pey da mah Vasile, trebuie in orice moment sa-i anticipezi miscarea partenerului.Dar a ta cum e mah?

    -A mea e ca un joc de pocher.Acum Ion nedumerit il intreaba:

    -Cum asa mah Vasile?

    -Pey da intotdeauna trebuie sa ai o mana buna!!!!!!!!

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1707 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ion statea de vorba cu Gheorghe.

    -Bai Ioane, eu nu inteleg un lucru: cum fac americanii astia submarinele ca atunci cand trimit torpile, nu intra apa in submarin?

    -Bai Gheorghe, cum sa-ti explic; tu cand faci baie in Mures si ai vanturi, tie iti intra apa in fund?

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1708 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Badea Gheorghe se preumbla pe strada cu cei doi copii ai lui. Un cunoscut care il vede, ii spune:

    - Bade Gheorghe, ce faini coconi ai! Si ce mai seamana intre ei!

    - D'apai cum nu, ca doara is gemeni.

    - Si cati ani au?

    - Baiatul are patru, iar fata, cinci.

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1709 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Badea Gheorghe pleaca pe front. In timp ce el e plecat, Ion vine la nevasta-sa, Marie,si se combina cu ea...

    Vine Gheorghe in permisie, si se culca si el cu Marie...Ion vine la geam si sopteste:

    -Ion o fute pe Marie!...Gheorghe aude si fuge iute afara...Intre timp, Ion intra el si termina ce a inceput Gheorghe.

    Gheorghe fuge disperat pe afara, si dupa ce oboseste, vine la fereastra si il vede pe Ion in pat cu Marie si exclama stupefiat:

    -Io, maa, ca de aici asa se vede!!!

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1710 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Coboara badea Gheo' de la munte-n Cluj, dupa un an de pasunat. Fericit nevoie mare, intra intr-un restaurant, mananca bine, bea bine, fumeaza-o tigara...

    Ospataru': te mai servesc cu ceva, bade?

    Gheo: no, de mancat am mancat, de beut am beut, o tigare am fumat... no, de-amu daca-ar fi si-o fatuca...!

    Ospataru': Bade, fete n-avem... daca vrei cu Vasile, se poate.

    Gheo: no ma, ca eu nu-s d'ala...

    Pleaca badea si revine dupa un an, aceeasi poveste, cu replica de rigoare: no ma, ca eu nu-s d'ala,

    anu' urmator, la fel...

    Peste inca un an, isi ia Gheo inima-n dinti:

    Gheo: no ma, o sa-ncerc cu Vasile, da' mie-mi place in intimitate...

    Ospataru': nu se poate... suntem cinci...

    Gheo: care cinci?!

    Ospatarul: Pai, eu, dumneata, Vasile si doi care-l tin pe Vasile, ca nici el nu-i din aia...

    2009/08/05 11:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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